Baby sings the blues..

I'm feeling a bit pissy/whiny/cranky today. I feel positively soggy from the unbelievable amounts of rain we've gotten the past year or so. It's been raining the past two days in a row. I don't sleep well when it's soggy. My asthma kicks in and gives me the finger. So I'm tossing and turning and trying to breathe. I wake up sore, even more tired and oh so irritable. I don't even remember my dreams, I'm so tired. I wake up with a weird jumble of thoughts and images that quickly fade. It's disappointing because I love my weird dreams.

As I said, I'm cranky. Even on the best of days I'm a bit cranky, so this isn't a big deal. I'm used to my own crankiness and can temper it a bit. But there are a few things that set me off. I'm talking frothing at the mouth crazy ticked. One of these things is grammar. I know my grammar's not anywhere near perfect, but I do try to make an effort. Some people flout grammar. They wave their private parts at grammar. I really hate it when they misspell grammar, too. This leads to another thing that sets me off.. Spelling. It's not so hard to look up the spelling of a word. There are so many online dictionaries now that it's ridiculous. If you're unsure of the spelling, check it!

The last thing is sorta combined. It's a mixture of fashion and music. I'm talking about bad trends, people. Soulless pop music infiltrating our airwaves. The many inseparable blondes singing this drivel. They all look alike and sound the same. But that's old news. What's getting to me lately is the stupid Von Dutch-esque trucker's caps that are still around. Why? And they're worn sideways. Why?! That is the dumbest look ever! EVER!! Stop it now! See what you're bringing me to? I'm the crazy exclaiming lady now! Yes, you. The one I screamed at this weekend. You with your hipper-than-thou shaggy hair and purposefully mismatched clothing. You with that stupid cap on sideways. Yes, that was me screaming "You look stupid! Turn that cap to the front or back, you moron, 'cause you look like a fool! A fool!" You made me sound like an old woman and I am not happy about that or you. I can't believe you were allowed out of the house looking so ridiculous. Just seeing you made my palm itch. You need a few smacks upside the head for that.

Ok, I feel a bit better. For now. But if you're that moron, please look in the mirror. You look idiotic. Fix the hat!